Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 06, 2024

Sell the house

Garfield: better bring out the heavy artillery for this one.

i haven’t seen a treeware newspaper in about 10 years.

Huge indeed.

That explains the scream.

The spider in the bathroom in “Annie Hall” was “the size of a Buick.”

Reminds me of a joke.

Grandfather asks his granddaughter for a newspaper.

“Grandpa, those things are so out of date! You can use my phone to do anything a newspaper can do.”

So he takes her phone and uses it to squash a spider.

That spider is looking foe “close to home” today. all those tasty ants

Nothing make any bug bigger than my wife seeing it.

I always take spiders outside, as flys are rare inside.

Turn about is fair play!

A line in one novel from the ‘60s had a woman complain about the spider “the size of a horse” that’d come up out of the drain in her hotel room. When the main character said to smack it with a shoe, she replied, “…that spider wears the same size boots as I do—only eight of them.” She wasn’t screaming at any point, though; just annoyed.

At 6AM one morning, i heard a bloodcurdling scream from the bathroom “THERE’S A HUGE SPIDER IN HERE”. Half asleap, I killed it with a toilet brush. It wasn’t a spider, but a cricket. Turns out, it was Jiminy Cricket. Now I can’t do anything Disney anymore.

Move.

must be Australia

Seems to have wandered into “Pluggers” territory.

it obviously wasn’t the Sunday NY Times, cuz you’re still alive!

Got a Laugh out of Me…. lol

Was it a copy of The Treetops Times? Maybe he’s complaining about the editorial Shoe wrote.

Poor Cosmo, don’t you just hate it when people use your own words against you?

Only a Shelob. No concern. (LOTR)