Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 20, 2024

If a women shows up at three different stores in one day, she should be declared legally insane!

I always take a nap between football games to be sure I don’t expire early.

She also said “the grass is always greener over the septic tank.”

What happened to Janis’ gray hair?

I wonder what she would say about today’s schedule. It’s a 4 game day with the Patriots/Jaguars having a 9:30 EDT start. Nice of the NFL to support the beer industry.

Janice’s eyes so far back she saw …

4 games in a row today…9:30am…1pm…4:30…8:15.Isn’t life grand???

I haven’t heard anyone mention Erma Bombeck in decades—except in puzzle answers. I miss her columns a lot.

As I learned years ago before I gave up the habit, no better way to ruin a beautiful Sunday!

if that’s true then I am proud to be dead.

My college team won yesterday. Then watched #1 in the nation lose at home. Matthew Mcconahay did not look very happy about it.

As Erma also said “If life is like a bowl of cherries, why am I in the pits”. Erma was a great comic .. unlike some things posing as comics these days.

Never before heard of Erma Bombeck, but she seems to be full of wisdom.

If a woman doesn’t complain about something during the course of three football games, she should be declared legally dead… ㋛

Early game today in London. My Pats are playing the Jags.

She didn’t mince words, but brain death is more likely. Get a life and get off the couch!

I rarely watch football.

Funny. Erma was great.

Two out of three ain’t bad (Meatloaf)

Alabama lost yesterday, then Texas lost. Great day!

“When humor goes, there goes civilization. Sounds like he’s talking about the woke Dems. They have killed humor.

As another reader posted earlier: “Give it a rest.”

Any man who can quote Bombeck is all right by me.

Calgary v Hamilton on Friday, Ottawa v Toronto & BC v Montreal on Saturday. Results of all made me happy. Three more games today and Monday Night Football tomorrow. A most excellent weekend.