Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 01, 2024

Purple Smoke?

Was it the cigarette, the car … or both?

Even when I was a smoker, decades ago, the smell of stale tobacco smoke was hard to take. FRESH tobacco smoke, though, made me want to smoke a cig. I knew I was past my addiction when I was downtown and got a whiff from a smoker passing me and my first thought was “ugh”, not “want!”

The reason that people smoke is that they are too green to burn.

Best weed EVER!!

Smoking what?

As a former motorcycle rider, I can assure you that your car does not keep any of your odiferous emotions inside.

I cannot stand the odor that a blunt puts out…as much as I despise cigarette smoke, in my opinion, weed is much worse.

Was he also using a cell phone while listening to his radio? Modern version of multitasking.

Congratulations to all who quit smoking. May you all have good health and long lives.

Doesn’t anyone have anything to say about the car museum? I’m not a gear head, but I loved my trip to the Automotive Museum!

The same law firms and ad agencies (yes, the VERY same ones) that waged disinformation campaigns in favor of leaded gasoline, cigarets, and acid rain are now working for the big fossil-fuel companies to try to discredit the science (and danger) behind global warming.

I don’t think so (smelling the smoke through two sets of windows. Now hearing the next car’s MUSIC sometimes…

Smokers never believe how much their pollution permeates everything around them.

If you have a visitor that smokes, your house will reek for two weeks.

And, the smell will travel two or three cars away, sometimes more.

Once when I was stuck in traffic there was a minivan in the next lane. In it was a woman smoking, with the windows rolled up, while her baby was strapped in in the backseat. I wanted to yell at her to get her head out of her backside.