They could try this method, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis [interrupting]: Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Maybe so, but the queen’s legs are pretty good. Checker out.
TStyle78 about 2 months ago
That’s how it works.
Imagine about 2 months ago
Check again.
Imagine about 2 months ago
You need some fact checkers…
Jml58 about 2 months ago
You could get some watery tart handing out scimitars.
LawrenceS about 2 months ago
Well, you could try playing Rocks-Paper-Scissors if you had hands, which you don’t. And getting to the far side of the board isn’t easy.
purepaul Premium Member about 2 months ago
Pretty much explains how Charles got the job. Wasn’t it a race to see which sperm got there first?
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is he one of those fact-checkers?
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
How about first one out of the cocoon is the Monarch?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 months ago
And they denote the ‘monarch’ by having him sit on a dead ‘minion’ ??
ncorgbl about 2 months ago
Monarchs are not ‘selected’. They seize power by force across the country, and pass it on to their heirs.
Bellboy about 2 months ago
‘Sorry’ but this is too much ‘Trouble’ and I don’t have a ‘Clue’.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Well, try not to get jumped.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Better red than dead.
Lablubber about 2 months ago
Are these fact checkers?
Frer Squirrel about 2 months ago
This room feels draughty.
Smeagol about 2 months ago
OMG I haven’t played Chinese Checkers since I was kid.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 2 months ago
Try playing chess…
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
They tried Roberts Rules of Order but everything got “tabled” and nothing got done.
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
They could try this method, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis [interrupting]: Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.