Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 08, 2024

That’s your shaving buddy. You’ll both look younger when you’ve shaved and brushed your hair.

Whatever you do, don’t turn your back on it…or if you do, don’t look over your shoulder.

I face the mirror every day.

A mirror might be better than anything else on the market to measure one’s health on a daily basis. But one has to focus very carefully to get the benefit.

Wait, that’s the My Pillow guy!

Jeff, you’re stealing my husband’s lines! 8<)

There’s an old lady in mine.

I am still occasionally surprised that my internal me isn’t the one looking back at me.

Inside every old person is a young person wondering when the heck did THIS happen?

Old guys are sneaky like that. They show up unexpectedly.

Geeze, he got in my mirror too!

You’d better avoid the full-length mirror…

“Yes, sir. You reported this yesterday and last week and … Anyway, we thought it was a joke, but now it’s just annoying.”

Or at least “older”! Than expected. Earned it though.

Let my face grow long, and found out that I have white hair!! Not to be alarmed, but it freaked the hell out of me.

I see the gray hair (“wisdom hair,” a friend of mine calls it) gradually infiltrating when I look in the bathroom mirror. I know I’m getting older, but I refuse to get old.

Yeah, that guy’s been hanging around my bathroom for a while now. The creep.