Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 11, 2024

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    sevaar777  about 2 months ago

    Maybe you should write yourself a memo on your phone, if you haven’t lost that too.

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    I usually try to put a thing where I can find it. Problem is, I have too many things and too few places so the piles grow.

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    eromlig  about 2 months ago

    I once threaded a padlock through its key so they wouldn’t become separated. It worked.

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago

    MIL lost a good earring so we put the other one in a safe place. When we moved years later, still couldn’t find it.

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    Me too

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Now where did I put my list of hiding places?

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Now he’s losing his mind.

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    JamieLee Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yep. I can’t agree more. Somehow that safe place keeps moving or losing my items. I haven’t figured out which yet, but it can’t be MY fault.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I had a tablet with a detachable keyboard. I put the keyboard in a “safe” place. 2 years later, I finally found it on a lower shelf that was out of the way and “safe”!!

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    purepaul Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Consider the Closet Law of Life:

    The amount of stuff you find necessary to life will expand to to fill all the closets you create.

    Example: Nearly half of the homes on my street cannot put a car in their double garage. They also have a stuffed garden shed.

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    Fontessa  about 2 months ago

    This is why I have three sets of birth certificates! I kept putting them someplace safe, and then couldn’t find them. It’s better now, since I have reached the saturation point.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 months ago

    As long as circumstances don’t come about where someone else decides what you need, and does you the "favor of dumping stuff they don’t think you need.

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    Munch  about 2 months ago

    I was ratting around in the basement one spring looking for something and found one of the Christmas presents for my wife that I had hidden.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    Moderately methodical.

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    ragsarooni  about 2 months ago

    This is me EXACTLY! “Oh,I’ll remember where I put this” & next thing you know said item is MIA!

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    dflak  about 2 months ago

    As for paperwork: the most important stuff is in the lower right hand drawer at my desk. I remove the 10-year-old tax return when I file the new one.

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    dflak  about 2 months ago

    I hate it when my wife puts something of mine back where it belongs.

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    bobbyferrel  about 2 months ago

    I misplace things. Sometimes. OK, often. Anyway, in my shop if it’s a small hand tool or some such, and if I can’t find it in a reasonable time, I’ll just get another. Once I have the new one and use it, I look for a place where I can find it in the future. And put it there. Right next to the old one. [Heavy sigh}

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    Smeagol  about 2 months ago

    I used to have that problem, now I look for it in the “safe”.

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    Curiosity Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Been there, done that.

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