Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 30, 2024

C’mon Marigold. You know she can’t do that while she’s looking at her phone.

Actually, I’m annoyed that my parents have taken to calling my cell phone when they could just yell.

Training puppies is like that, I’m told. Certainly our cat has trained us that way.

Phoebe, just because Beetlejuice can be summoned by saying his name multiple times (3 times anyway), doesn’t mean that it works for everyone with magic.

Just like my kids when young! (No cell phones back then)!

Phoebe, you had your cell phone in your hand. Spam text Marigold.

As the Plugger just said in Pluggers, If it ain’t broke…

Give her a unicorn signal, old chum.

I love the “Phoebe” archetype of a young lady. It kind of reminds me of Emma Stone’s character in the 2009 romantic comedy “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” with Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner. Freckles and everything. Think about it.

i saw a video on how to make your own acoustic camera yesterday… so… if i ever hear anyone just shouting for me, i can figure out where the shouting is coming from!

What a brat.