Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 30, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago

    To see the original version of the 1949 art & text just click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 1 month ago

    Wait a minute. Your wife IS your secretary….

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    Jayalexander  about 1 month ago

    Paid and laid if you play your index cards right.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 month ago

    Miss Gregg is short, but she’s at handy at taking dictation.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Sure, I’ll pay you. And if my wife sees you here, just tell her you’re working the graveyard shift. Because that’s where I’ll be going if she catches us together.”

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    Claymore Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Really like the woman’s face in this panel. She’s got just the right amount of bewilderment, and the art is so clean — no excess lines since the color takes care of the shading.

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    el_eye  about 1 month ago

    You only get paid if you do a good job of pretending.

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    mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And let the dic-tation jokes begin!

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    Another Take  about 1 month ago

    GAL: YOU WANNA DO “WHAT” WITH MY PEARL NECKLACE?!? PEE YOO, YA FREAK!

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    Holden Awn  about 1 month ago

    Paid for it?? That puts you in a different line of work than secretary…

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    mistercatworks  about 1 month ago

    She’s not that kind of girl?

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    tony_n_jen2003  about 1 month ago

    He paid for the pearls

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    davewhamond creator about 1 month ago

    Pretend you’re my receptionist… or, more accurately, my perceptionist.

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    Jml58  about 1 month ago

    Of course you get paid, Otherwise it would be shoplifting.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Look into my eyes! Yesss a pretty neck you have…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 1 month ago

    “Don’t I always?”

    “Usually. But you did not pay the cost of antibiotics last time.”

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Wait a minute…

    Does your secretary do that, too?

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    bobpickett1  about 1 month ago

    paid (sp)

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Your payment is being with me, sweetheart!

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    swanridge  about 1 month ago

    “I’ve never worked before… I’ll need to get a social security number.”

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