Close to Home by John McPherson for October 04, 2024

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    C  about 4 hours ago

    Now we’ll have an answer according to MIT

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    Leroy  about 4 hours ago

    ChatGPT: In the word “woodchuck,” what does “chuck” mean?

    In the word “woodchuck,” “chuck” is thought to come from the Native American word for the animal, which is a groundhog or whistle-pig. The term itself doesn’t have a specific standalone meaning in English, but it’s often associated with the act of throwing or tossing something. However, in the context of “woodchuck,” it refers specifically to the animal rather than conveying a particular action. The phrase “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck…” plays on the name rather than its literal meaning.

    That thing is pretty amazing sometimes!

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    oldpine52  about 4 hours ago

    The important thing isn’t how much he could chuck, but rather how much he would chuck.

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    AllishaDawn  about 4 hours ago

    “A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”

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    Yakety Sax  about 3 hours ago

    From Wikipedia: A 1957 Associated Press piece refers to the question as “a riddle which beats the Sphinx, since it’s still unanswered”. A more concrete answer was published by the Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move “about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back”. Another study, which considered “chuck” to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 362 cm3 (22 cu in) of wood per day.

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    BigBoy  about 3 hours ago

    The real question is would a wood chuck, chuck wood. Here’s a report from national news reporter… yup, you guessed it… Chuck Wood

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    Farside99  about 2 hours ago

    Was that with or without “Skinner Box” assists?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 33 minutes ago

    Buck chucked wood like a Woodchuck could when Woodchuck Buck chucked wood!

    Buck’s in the lead at 2.3, so thank you MIT!

    (I don’t see Bleeb, but it appears that Dalcon is about to get bonked by some wood that Buck chucked!)

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