Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 08, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 2 months ago

    Ⅰ remember when monsters just said, “grrr – aargh”

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    STEPUP  about 2 months ago

    No, now it’s GRRAAAAHHH!!!

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The Blob: Spineless

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    dallenboston  about 2 months ago

    Frankenstein, you have bad communication skills

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    They is all still a better love story than Twilight.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Aww… he wuvs me…

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    Znox11  about 2 months ago

    Vampire: You suck.

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    CoBass  about 2 months ago

    Frankenstein’s Monster: “I don’t know who you are anymore.”

    The Mummy: “You’re wrapped up in your work.”

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    To the 50’ woman “you’ve grown on me”

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 months ago

    “You have grown” is another one not shown.

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    Nuliajuk  about 2 months ago

    Vampires: “You really suck!”

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    gammaguy  about 2 months ago

    For those zombies, it’s more like infirmation.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Frankenstein…You’re really put-together.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  about 2 months ago

    Since most people, at least in the U.S., are buried in suits or dresses, a zombie apocalypse will look like a formal affair (stolen from the American Legion Magazine).

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    Digital Frog  about 2 months ago

    Frankenstein – You’re re-volting!

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