Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 27, 2024

20% of nothing is still nothing.

I think I’m gonna give out staplers this year, like Walter Matthau in Grumpier Old Men.

The “treater” is very shrewd!

Custom: TP

That must be Brewster, because I’m guessing Cliff would pretend he’s not home.

no tip

Tips or Treats eh.

Typical — everybody’s got hand out for nothing.

That suggest-a-tip thing is getting out of hand, eh?

Or he could have placed a tip jar next to the candy.

Time for a trick, … Where did we put those Eggs?

I’ve not seen toilet paper on a house. But I did see a tree and bushes at one house that had been TPed. And, then it rained.

Yes, folks… It has come to this.

I have a friend who is very poor. He did buy some food at a festival, but then turned away without noticing the tip screen on the credit card reader. I wondered aloud how much tip I should give the vendor. He noticed and selected “no tip.”

What’s 20% of “nothing”?

I’ll add a tip: kids don’t have money for tips.

Yup…yup….

ok, that made me laugh. good one.