I brought my girlfriend a gift-wrapped box of salt, because I had seen she was running out (and I was dead-broke). It did not go over as well as I had hoped, even with the handwritten message on the box. :(
My sister did the exact same thing as Horace here. She asked our father one day what he wanted for his birthday and he said “Nothing”, so she got him a jar with nothing in it and on our father’s birthday gave it to him and said, “Here you go, Dad. It’s exactly what you wanted. I call it the Jar of Nothing!”
BasilBruce 2 days ago
Next stop: the hospital.
Panufo 2 days ago
Always listen to the Greek chorus.
mokspr Premium Member 2 days ago
There is no present like the time.
nesto49 2 days ago
In the Mutts comic strip, Earl says, “Nothing lasts forever!”
WaitingMan 1 day ago
“Why is there something rather than nothing” is one of the great philosophical questions, as Melody asks the reverse.
Dobie Premium Member 1 day ago
Yeah… a “smart” Horace would listen to Sine!
… but we all know he’s not gonna!
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 1 day ago
Horace, you jerk.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 1 day ago
But the back-up gift really is something.
Gent 1 day ago
Not clocks a gift horsie in his mouth!
Imagine 1 day ago
There’s a big difference between wishful thinking and reality.
Sir Isaac 1 day ago
I wish there had been a little birdie to tell me all the times I was about to do something stupid.
scyphi26 1 day ago
Personally, if I were Melody, I would just concede that I set myself up for that and take my lumps for it. :P
Argythree 1 day ago
Horsie has no horse sense…
pat sandy creator 1 day ago
listen to the bird, Horace…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
“ I thought about getting you something nice, and it’s the thought that counts.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 1 day ago
I guess nothing is sacred. To Horace, at least.
(But to the late Kris Kristofferson, nothing ain’t worth nothing, but it’s free.)
Zebrastripes 1 day ago
LITTERALLY, Horace, you’re a horses @ss! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
gocubzgo 1 day ago
Panel 1: The early bird gets the worm, and promptly deposits it into the sleeping horse’s mouth.
dbrucepm 1 day ago
she got plenty of nothing
Doug K 1 day ago
The early bird catches the worm and feeds it to the sleeping horse.
eddi-TBH 1 day ago
Horace, reconsider. Getting slapped with a horseshoe really hurts.
StephenRice 1 day ago
Stop! in the name of love,
Before she breaks your head!
mistercatworks 1 day ago
I brought my girlfriend a gift-wrapped box of salt, because I had seen she was running out (and I was dead-broke). It did not go over as well as I had hoped, even with the handwritten message on the box. :(
davidob 1 day ago
Blessed are those who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.
Shadow Fireclaws about 12 hours ago
My sister did the exact same thing as Horace here. She asked our father one day what he wanted for his birthday and he said “Nothing”, so she got him a jar with nothing in it and on our father’s birthday gave it to him and said, “Here you go, Dad. It’s exactly what you wanted. I call it the Jar of Nothing!”