Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 02, 2024

How much did you shell out for his education? The yolk’s on you.

“The best planned lays of mice and men gang aft agley.”

Well, someone ended up with egg on their face!!!

This plan didn’t hatch like they thought it would.

At least he did better than the Dumpty’s boy.

His whole life in a nut…excuse me, eggshell.

All there dreams were scrambled.

Well no wonder he is look eggsasperated.

Don’t count on a chicken’s whole life before it’s hatched.

He didn’t come through in the clutch.

Is this what empty nesters talk about?

That’s what crack does to you.

No sympathy here for those two. Compared to the pig, they’re hardly involved!

An egg-ceptional strip today, Leigh.

On Monday I had an egg with 2 yolks.

Best Dad joke of the Day—-or is “lay”?

the kid laid an egg…

She should look on the bright side — he could have ended up in an Egg McMuffin. Or worse, in a cake batter. Anyway, she can just try again, and again, and again.