Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 03, 2024

Now there is affordable housing.

“What about it being so close to the water it floods every year?”

“Live the lake life!”

The broken windows? … shattering views of the surroundings.

Don’t forget to mention the location: one foot above sea level, on an earthquake fault, and next door to a forest that’s ready to burn.

A real fixer upper.

I hear his house is a hysterical landmark!

In LA County, that little gem will cost you $500K.

Sell the sizzle, not the steak.

Yep, sounds like SOP Realty

Cute Bungalow… the builder bungled and you still owe.

He needs to go into the real estate ad business.

If yo know, you know:

Oh, once upon a time in Arkansas,An old man sat in his little cabin doorAnd fiddled at a tune that he liked to hear,A jolly old tune that he played by ear.It was raining hard, but the fiddler didn’t care,He sawed away at the popular air,Tho’ his rooftree leaked like a waterfall,That didn’t seem to bother the man at all.

Lot for sale. House is free.

I see that it also has an air-cooled ventilation system.

I saw that on Zillow for only $576,000 in San Bernadino County.

Hurry, hurry, hurry! The framistans are going fast, fast, fast!!!

Um, what’s a framistan?

Unbelievably good bargains! We’ll probably be out of framistans by tomoro!

I don’t know why I’d ever need a framistan.

See? Everybody’s talking about how much they need framistans.

Never even heard of ’em before just now.

We’re the experts! We know how to tap into the hidden avenues to these fabulous secret treasures.

Not sure I can spare the time.

Chance of a lifetime. Anyone who misses the boat today will regret it for the rest of their lives.

Money’s kinda tight right now.

Don’t think of it as a cost, it’s an investment. Whatever you can scrape together will double in a year.

Framistans, you say?

Yeah, but say it loud and proud: FRAMISTANS!! Believe me, you’ll thank me forever.