This calls for Monty Python’s Galaxy Song: “So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,How amazingly unlikely is your birth;And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere out in space,‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth!”
“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
For a good laugh, much needed now, check out SNL Close Encounter sketches. Starring Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and Ryan Gosling. There are a number of them.
More likely, any other intelligence out there simply doesn’t know we’re here. People forget the size of just our galaxy alone, and the fact that our communications travel at the speed of light means that anything further out than say, 150 light years (I’m rounding, for neatness sake) will not have heard a single peep from us.
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
We have not tried to contact intelligent life in the cosmos. It turns out to be much cheaper to listen than to transmit. There could be millions of civilizations out there – all listening.
UAPs UFOs USOs have been seen on photographs and videos for quite some time especially with the advent of cell phones with photo and video capability, why haven’t these aliens made contact? Because they’re smart those aliens, if they make contact then they would have to be involved with our business, you know like wars. So the smart thing to do is ignore us, probe us some do but even the Greys know better than start a conversation before inserting that probe.
dadthedawg Premium Member 16 days ago
That is a very deep observation, my boy…..
wallylm 16 days ago
This calls for Monty Python’s Galaxy Song: “So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,How amazingly unlikely is your birth;And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere out in space,‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth!”
Bilan 16 days ago
Isn’t it odd that this wisdom comes only from Calvin and Pogo?
Gent 16 days ago
It just because it takes several lightyears to gets to anywhere in this universe. Otherwise there woulda be lotsa aliens invasions already.
snsurone76 16 days ago
And they have better sense than to try to invade us.
Johnny Q Premium Member 16 days ago
Maybe they’ve seen us but avoided contact because they’re afraid that’ll just make things worse…
Robert4170 16 days ago
Both the U.S. and Europe have more forest than they did 100 years ago. Calvin (meaning Watterson) makes a false assumption.
MReese 16 days ago
Of course it wouldn’t try to contact us if it didn’t exist either.
Scorpio Premium Member 16 days ago
And if they do come to Earth, i want them to take me away with them
kamoolah 16 days ago
Surely the sign of no intelligent life is that I was not elected.
Woo woo woo oh Africa!
cracker65 15 days ago
That’s not it. They don’t want to contact us.
Jayalexander 15 days ago
Amen.
Aimless Melissa 15 days ago
Respect fellow Americans and they might show you respect back. Talking down to people gives you nothing but smugness.
Calvinist1966 15 days ago
Hobbes should have argued that really intelligent alien life would contact earth through tigers rather than through humans.
BigDaveGlass 15 days ago
“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
sandpiper 15 days ago
From the most recent news reports, the most telling reasons for avoiding contact with earth are the final results.
notmoving Premium Member 15 days ago
TRUTH!!
akachman Premium Member 15 days ago
Today’s election results prove it. We’re dumb as a box of rocks.
tremaine53 15 days ago
Panel #2: That sounds like something Hobbes would say, not Calvin.
gozirra2 Premium Member 15 days ago
Don’t forget the sightings, abductions, and probing happening to drunkards in the boonies!
gozirra2 Premium Member 15 days ago
For a good laugh, much needed now, check out SNL Close Encounter sketches. Starring Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and Ryan Gosling. There are a number of them.
bbenoit 15 days ago
Amen, Calvin, amen.
ThatOneKid 15 days ago
This is one of the absolute most iconic quotes by Calvin, meaning Bill Watterson, so let’s pay our homage
njchris 15 days ago
That’s been my thought for many, many years.
gantech 15 days ago
More likely, any other intelligence out there simply doesn’t know we’re here. People forget the size of just our galaxy alone, and the fact that our communications travel at the speed of light means that anything further out than say, 150 light years (I’m rounding, for neatness sake) will not have heard a single peep from us.
elvira.alejandro 15 days ago
That’s logical, Kirk.
rockyridge1977 15 days ago
One way to think about it!!!!!
ChessPirate 15 days ago
I think that this one, along with the very last one ever, are the two most famous “Calvin and Hobbes” strips…
Munch 15 days ago
Accurate.
Steverino Premium Member 15 days ago
“Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here”.
rshive 15 days ago
Interesting thought, Calvin.
baskate_2000 15 days ago
Amen, Calvin!
pappy 15 days ago
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. Mencken
Just-me 15 days ago
I find myself nodding in agreement with Calvin’s last assertion.
mousefumanchu Premium Member 15 days ago
They (little green people) ride past locking their doors.
mgillgannon Premium Member 15 days ago
Calvin read this? He’s six years old.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 15 days ago
And they will continue to ignore us I’m sure.
mistercatworks 15 days ago
We have not tried to contact intelligent life in the cosmos. It turns out to be much cheaper to listen than to transmit. There could be millions of civilizations out there – all listening.
kodipepper 15 days ago
I love these outdoor scenes.
lnrokr55 15 days ago
This is why I’ve always love this comic, those moments of quiet wisdom that come out from Calvin & his Tiger buddy Hobbes !
Smeagol 15 days ago
UAPs UFOs USOs have been seen on photographs and videos for quite some time especially with the advent of cell phones with photo and video capability, why haven’t these aliens made contact? Because they’re smart those aliens, if they make contact then they would have to be involved with our business, you know like wars. So the smart thing to do is ignore us, probe us some do but even the Greys know better than start a conversation before inserting that probe.
62kathleenhicks 15 days ago
Sounds logical to us dummies!
sperry532 15 days ago
Thus is Fermi’s Paradox solved. BTW: It isn’t a paradox, nor was it ever said by Fermi.
Doctor Go 15 days ago
Apropos for today…
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 15 days ago
AMEN!!!
HodgeElmwood 15 days ago
Especially today, Calvin.
hagarthehorrible 15 days ago
Whatever. The way Bill draws the forest, it is soothingly beautiful.