A little butchery can’t hurt!!
Lip -o-suction.
Don’t be a joker
Could it be called plastic surgery if it’s on a pumpkin?
Mush by Thanksgiving!
‘Pumpkinhead Wilson’ was an planned modern sequel to Mark Twain’s ‘Pudd’nhead Wilson’ but Tom Hanks declined to star. The seed money wasn’t carved out in time for planned production.
Being a pumpkin this time of year must be rough. No matter how you slice it, it will wind up in the trash.
Kind of a “Said the Spider to the Fly” thing.
Good Pie [Pye] Everyone … or, “Let The Gourd Times Roll.”
“Turn that frown, upside down”.
Sure he can but it gonna be painful.
Aw just goes for a ride with the headless horsieman. That’ll cheers ya up.
the knife will be a real cut-up
Mack the knife?
This will not be pretty!
Dr. Oz?
Maybe.
Cut that out.
Once he’s got a new smile, he’ll look gourd-geous.
Careful Pumpkin! He’ll clean you out!
Such a cutting remark with that lip service!
“But it’s gonna hurt!”
(Chronicles of Riddick -extended version)
STEPUP about 9 hours ago
A little butchery can’t hurt!!
Ratkin Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Lip -o-suction.
Seth down about 9 hours ago
Don’t be a joker
iggyman about 8 hours ago
Could it be called plastic surgery if it’s on a pumpkin?
scote1379 Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Mush by Thanksgiving!
PraiseofFolly about 6 hours ago
‘Pumpkinhead Wilson’ was an planned modern sequel to Mark Twain’s ‘Pudd’nhead Wilson’ but Tom Hanks declined to star. The seed money wasn’t carved out in time for planned production.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Being a pumpkin this time of year must be rough. No matter how you slice it, it will wind up in the trash.
Funniguy about 4 hours ago
Kind of a “Said the Spider to the Fly” thing.
Kornfield Kounty about 3 hours ago
Good Pie [Pye] Everyone … or, “Let The Gourd Times Roll.”
My First Premium Member about 3 hours ago
“Turn that frown, upside down”.
Gent about 3 hours ago
Sure he can but it gonna be painful.
Gent about 3 hours ago
Aw just goes for a ride with the headless horsieman. That’ll cheers ya up.
dbrucepm about 3 hours ago
the knife will be a real cut-up
backyardcowboy about 2 hours ago
Mack the knife?
Slowly, he turned... about 2 hours ago
This will not be pretty!
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Dr. Oz?
ladykat about 1 hour ago
Maybe.
Doug K about 1 hour ago
Cut that out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 hour ago
Once he’s got a new smile, he’ll look gourd-geous.
uniquename 41 minutes ago
Careful Pumpkin! He’ll clean you out!
Cincoflex 19 minutes ago
Such a cutting remark with that lip service!
Amra Leo 9 minutes ago
“But it’s gonna hurt!”
(Chronicles of Riddick -extended version)