Close to Home by John McPherson for October 08, 2024

your friends will be green with envy!

I thought they were all natural.

How much will “all” cost?

And such a pretty shade of green… I’ll bet she had that done too!

Those prices are….Wicked!

Not a wise thing to say to someone who can turn you into a 180lb frog!

I feel a little queasy when he uses “wart” and “pop” in the same sentence. Yuck!

You don’t pop warts.

“ I think Wiccan make this work.”

Witch, “How about free or I turn you into a frog!”

Debeautification is expensive. :)

Hiya Bleeb! Gonna take a walk on the wild side, eh? Do so at your own risk! :)

“It takes a lot of time and money to look this cheap, honey”—Dolly Parton

“Warts new?” (his billboard ad)

You probably don’t want to be there Bleeb, she may cast a spell on you.

Toad therapy is very popular this time of year.

Her shade of green is darker than Broom Hilda’s.

Pop? Ugh.

It’s like that disgusting eHarmony commercial.

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Sounds like the present day with all the tattoos and body piercing.

More than one wart with hairs is just ostentatious!

It’s not cheap being a witch, to be witch of the year you need lots of hairy warts and a sinister nose.

“Warts….a pop” get it? ;)

Witches Who Go On Whatever Their Equivalent To, ‘The Swan’, Is Be Loco…!