Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 09, 2024

It’s funny how true that is

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You just need a big enough target.

Eh? What this be?

The sweetest thing?

Appears that you have never driven a ball picker on a driving range at any golf course!

…….all part of practice!!!!

Is that, like… a golf ball retriever?

Path where we walk our dogs goes by a driving range. Sometimes we have to dodge the ones that get past the net.

There were these “tanks” at an amusement park that you could drive and shoot tennis balls at other tanks. They had a hole on the side of the cage just large enough for feeding the tennis balls into the tanks and a dozen “Ball-zookas” outside the rink where observers could safely shoot tennis balls at the tanks behind plexiglass.

While firing a Ball-Zooka I got a lucky shot through the hole on the side of the tank. It ricocheted several times inside the cage pelting the driver unmercifully

That was a good day

They should have a picture of the Fink on the side, would improve their aim quickly.

What must Phil Mickelson be thinking of today’s strip?

I love how the technology teeters back and forth between medieval and present day.

It’s why the Europeans sometimes paint a picture of a fly in the bottom of the urinals…

He might want to invest in a good helmet with an equally good faceplate…