Kliban by B. Kliban for October 18, 2024

You shouldn’t have bought her from Ikeda.

Cheap at half the price. My last one cost me a bundle.

What a lonely life some people live…

He didn’t pick a reputable body shop that used certified OEM parts.

The results when money is an object!

Androids are never the same after a wreck.

$610 worth of booze looks great on you, Edna. But you still need to drink another 38 cents worth!

This is what happens when you don’t read the instructions.

Better check the warranty.

New Elon robot?

She might have been in a very serious accident. Just look at her. Let’s not snicker at her misfortune.

Actually, she looks like Elaine dancing on Seinfeld.