Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 days ago

    All he does is makeup stuff.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member 12 days ago

    what was your first clue?

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    Digital Frog  12 days ago

    He knows who put the krazy glue in the lip balm, but his lips are sealed.

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    phritzg Premium Member 12 days ago

    If all he wants is a confession, maybe the soap will come clean.

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    Dobber Premium Member 12 days ago

    Heal keep that location a secret

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    paul  12 days ago

    he’d just make up the info anyway.

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    Little Caesar  12 days ago

    Call in the Prep H to get to the bottom of it, he’ll make him crack and get the hole story.

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    P51Strega  12 days ago

    If he talks, Louie the Lip sticks it to ’im.

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    P51Strega  12 days ago

    They’d been calling in bomb threats for quite a while, causing a mass-scare-a day.

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    Doug K  11 days ago

    Can’t they just makeup and get along?

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    Darryl Heine  11 days ago

    What is this about?

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    wongo  11 days ago

    Take off your cap while I’m taking to you! I’m going to squeeze it out of you if it takes all night!

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    Zebrastripes  11 days ago

    He’ll neva neva be exposed to the dark circle of deceit Ever

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    sobrown51  11 days ago

    Try giving him 40 eye lashes.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  11 days ago

    Must be fun to make-up comics!

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    KEA  11 days ago

    wow… they actually have cosmetics called concealers, and everyone tells me I’m nuts for saying makeup is just another way of denying reality

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