F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 14, 2024

The ancients weren’t loafing.

I’ve done it myself — successfully, — so they need to find another reason.

Don’t get her started on Egyptian grain silos.

Same could be said about camping, hunting, and foraging…

If you bake it, they will come…

I’ve heard of unidentified flying toast.

that’s just what this “comic” strip needs!

I think early man learned how to make beer first.

Spoiler alert! This is the next episode of “Ancient Aliens”.

You take it out of the oven before it burns, pretty simple.

When you have a choice of finding a way to make food more portable and edible or DYING, a few IQ points more or less makes no difference. No aliens were harmed in the invention of breadmaking.

While I don’t think there was an alien intervention, every time I make bread I wonder how anyone figured out how to do it. Grinding up grains to make flour really isn’t something one finds in nature and doesn’t seem intuitive.

Wow, was there anything those ancient aliens couldn’t do?

Maybe they were filming a reality show called “Messing with Monkeys” that started with a Black Monolith, but got cancelled before it got to “How to avoid destroying yourselves with technology”…

Ah, standard talk radio click bait. That’s what THEY want you to believe!

They knew how to read the directions on the box.