… when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.
He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, “Why, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!”
A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, “Stupid idiot doesn’t know one fruit from another,” before shouting, “Hey! That’s a fig, Newton!”
dadthedawg Premium Member about 4 hours ago
And a painful bump…..
zekepotato about 4 hours ago
Bit of Trivia – Newton was appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer and delighted in prosecuting/convicting counters.
Ubintold about 2 hours ago
Not until he got hungry.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 hour ago
When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism.
It was a stroke of genius.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Sir Isaac Newton died shortly after being hit on the head with the apple.
He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Isaac Newton is sitting under a tree one day…
… when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.
He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, “Why, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!”
A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, “Stupid idiot doesn’t know one fruit from another,” before shouting, “Hey! That’s a fig, Newton!”
Dave Zimny Premium Member 18 minutes ago
This may be a stupid question, but inquiring minds want to know….. Can anyone tell me why Shoe no longer appears in color? Thanks for your help!