Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 14, 2024

guess what, Adam …. turns out he IS living a dream as well (and yours seems to be a nightmare, soon)

Ahh, the Sgt. Schultz explanation!!!

;-)

Robert Frost wrote, “Good fences make good neighbors.” But that doesn’t seem to hold true in this case.

Check that Parker house down the street.

Why is it that some kid dressed as a spider wraps your house in webbing and Adam’s family is the one you blame?

Plausible deniability, that’s what Adam has.

“Spider-Kid, Spider-Kid, he can do whatever a bratty kid did…”

Good answer (lawsuits and all).

“Wow! Kids these days! Whatever happened to good ol’ toilet paper, right?”

Spiders get everywhere!

That’s his way of TPing the house, his trick for not treating him last year.

need one a them dog collars that zaps ya when ya get to the edge of the yard!

Adam attempts implausible deniability.

Unfortunately, it is one of Stephen King’s.

“Howdy Neighbor!”

Stop covering for your delinquent son, Adam!

One of our next door neighbors’ has a seated skeleton with light up red eyes which is seated just on their side of the property line (we are on rather small lots). They have never done anything like this before – and they are neighbors we, in general, like better than the ones on the other side of us.

Theo ones on the other side have 2 gravestones (one now turned and hidden in their garden), purple and orange garland wrapped around their outdoor steps railings, and for some reason – multiple color changing Christmas lights. Again, not something they have done before. (But an illegal tenant they have had for some time.)