Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 04, 2024

Et tutu?

that’s hot revenge

I suppose that’s an acceptable flex, if the severed head of your nemesis is not available for brandishing and gloating over.

Looks like an ill wind that blows that skirt up.

…I wear it because it is fun…

…and inappropriate…

…and my arch enemy died in it…

…and it caused a stir in a certain camp…

…so don’t tread on me…

…‘cuz it’s ok…

…‘cuz I’m wearing my Chucks…

…and I’m only at Bob Evans because the have the best hot coco…

…this has nothing to do with losing a bet…

…I was certain that the Browns would beat the spread…

…at least that’s Steelers tat is on my dupa…

…I am not part of the best fan base in football…

…but the dumbest…

…if my Honda just started accelerating for no reason…

…I traded it in for another Honda…

…and it did the same thing…

…I would not buy a third…

…but it’s season after season after season of crap…

…what’s next?…

…voting for Trump?!?…

…Oz never give nothing to the tinman…

…that he didn’t didn’t already have…

… tu tu loo…

If you don’t understand this, just put tu and tu together…

The movies ‘Abigail’ and ‘Red Sparrow’ are two recent movies in which ballerinas turn vengeful and murderous — themselves becoming Nemesis-like goddesses.

The outward elegant grace of ballet performance skillfully hides the pain and suffering its dancers endure to achieve its artistry. Secret resentment toward the audience unappreciative of the physical sacrifice seems fertile ground for horror movies.

(‘Abigail’ is an extreme blood-fest with a supernatural theme. I wondered, as a practical matter, what janitorial service would be hired to do clean-up.)

But I gave the red dancing shoes to a girl from Kansas who had restless feet.

But he didn’t look near as good in it. And besides, my port de bras are better!

Revenge looks good on you. Let’s take it out for a spin!

The Left Banke, call your office.

Revenge? A full corset would look better.

A trophy frock?

maintain your line

you catching a nice breeze there missy ?

Seems she’s can an arabesque in it just fine! Now about those shoes…..

Oh Plié s …!

I assume you’ve had the forensics team go over that tutu with a fine tu-tooth comb.

Ha! Tutu much!

Sweet holy nutcracker! The sugar plum fairie probably deserved it.

Do you play one in T.V. show?

Nemesis From Genesis either sis sibling or in the Bible of Names The Game…

Is this a man or woman?

Trophies are important.

Tutu tough for me.

Heads up …!

( watch out for the bar )

I went I went to a shrink to analyze my drink, Jack Daniels and Coke and Budweiser Red Beer.

He said, “Set it up, and that I think my mind plays games on me.”

Budweiser Anaheim Angels

“Et c*m spiritu tuo” *‘u’

Wags Hut and Hut Wags.

Footbull.

I am not really Happy Halloweeno , Ballerineo. Wager in RENO.