Close to Home by John McPherson for November 10, 2024

Prolly in the Centaura Health network.

That combination could bring up some real challenges- like where do you sleep, what do you eat, do you drive a car or ride in a trailer…?

For that you’ll have to go to the medical centaur

Wait, a bad knee? Better just take him out and shoot him.

Mr. Ed… without the rest of his costume.

Careful, though. They shoot horses, don’t they?

Medical Condition: Stable

They finally remembered to color in Bleeb.

The prescription dose; .22 calibre

“Quit horsing around, Doc, I need help!”

Didn’t I see you at Saratoga this summer?

I don’t recommend that you catch a colt this winter.

But it won’t be covered by your insurance…

I hate when that happens!

Now I have to trot down town for another appt.

Good thing I got new shoes last week.

He is leaning forward. His centaur of gravity seems off.

The vet has seen plenty of quarter horses, but never a three-quarters horse.

Is his name Clydes Dale?

Should have just gone to the Vet.

How can he put all those feet on the scale? Bleeb’s ready for chair races down the hall! :)

And for my foot pain? Podiatrist? Or blacksmith?

Poor Chiron