Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 26, 2024

Don’t go having a fit about it…

Or: Don’t pop a spring over it!!

“If he keeps pressing me, this debate is going to get really hot!”

As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”

She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.

While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.

LOL!!

Even if you soften him up, he won’t be easily cornored.

He’s been slipping starch in my drinks.

It was a successful session, but things were nip-and-tuck for a while.

It’s very awkward when they have to lift him up 2 flights of stairs

He’s her boo.

“You just can’t be a ghost in a contour sheet!”

www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1953/10/31

This will put a wrinkle in their relationship.

she’s tired of his sheet…