As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”
She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.
While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.
Imagine about 20 hours ago
Don’t go having a fit about it…
markkahler52 about 17 hours ago
Or: Don’t pop a spring over it!!
Superhawk about 16 hours ago
“If he keeps pressing me, this debate is going to get really hot!”
dflak about 16 hours ago
As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”
She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.
While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.
akachman Premium Member about 13 hours ago
LOL!!
Fantom Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Even if you soften him up, he won’t be easily cornored.
CrzyDyeman about 13 hours ago
He’s been slipping starch in my drinks.
P51Strega about 13 hours ago
It was a successful session, but things were nip-and-tuck for a while.
mindjob about 13 hours ago
It’s very awkward when they have to lift him up 2 flights of stairs
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 13 hours ago
He’s her boo.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 12 hours ago
“You just can’t be a ghost in a contour sheet!”
www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1953/10/31
Lablubber about 9 hours ago
This will put a wrinkle in their relationship.
gopher gofer about 4 hours ago
she’s tired of his sheet…