Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2024

Don’t kid a kidder.

Only if they’re free range.

The problem is that you can’t fit a whole one in the average oven

don’t she get to pick one from the tank?

Thank you, but I do not need the menu I know exactly what to order. I would like to order one Hansel & Gretel combo with extra chocolate.

No, I said a steak-and-kidney pie… not a steak and kid knee pie.

You is got to be kiddings me.

Shouldn’t that be Kid’s instead of Kids’?

I’ll have the Chop Susie.

Baby back ribs and some peach toddler… oh, and a grape inFant-a…

Keds kids Keds.

Punctuation is always important, even when speaking.

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Guaranteed to be plump and juicy

Baby goats are supposed to be delicious.

Where’s the beef? I want a rare steak, baked potato with butter and sour cream, and buttered Brussels sprouts!

And this is why it is never good to be a pudgy nine year old this time of the year.

“ I’d like a Whopper Junior, hold the Whopper.”

Are you kidding?

See? Apostrophes DO matter!!

Witches At Applebees’ Me Loco…!