Herman by Jim Unger for October 23, 2024

At least he’s not a police officer with a gun.

Be sure to see today’s “Loose Parts”.

I think I’d get a new doctor…

Does shaky hands make it easier or harder to hit a moving target?

If so, he should retire … a trained porcupine would nearly do as well.

Hope the “doctor” got all the targets in the correct places to accomplish his procedure.

That’s what my eye surgeon told me.

Then back up a bit more. Won’t help but give it a try.

Nah. There’s always buckshot.

Whew, I thought it was because it was his first time with a live patient!

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and acupuncture

Time to run!

Funny…..

Inacuratepuncture.

That’s not going to help. Your thinking must be getting pretty shaky, too. The needles are gently inserted, not thrown. You must be thinking of tranquilizer darts.

Accuracy IS important…….

You could have told me that before got to this stage.

Look out for the target at the towel, looks like a potential life changing experience.

Brutal, just refreshingly brutal.

His transition from professional dart thrower to acupuncturist seemed like a no brainers.

He’s better off playing the game Operation.