Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 24, 2024

mhm … she means business

So when they say they don’t want your pity they lie? You humans are VERY complicated. Not at all like back on Dibxusheghoron 4.

It’s funny because back in the day you could still get a cup of coffee for a nickel and now a Mocha Veni Vidi Vici is five bucks.

Actually Googled the drink then realized you were just making that up! Good one!

Should the Schulz estate be proud or extremely wary at what they have spawned?

The benefits of medicaid are numerous indeed

Certification comes more easily sometimes.

I wish I had Agnes’s (and Mr. Cochran’s) imagination!

Blackmail is the new therapy.

This may work.