The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 22, 2024

Better than Mendicants in Black, or Menstrual, …

Mennonite drive cars. Amish drive horse and buggy. You’ve got your religions wrong. Cars and buttons distinguish the two. Amish don’t have either.

Instead of using neuralyzers, The Mennonites have you swear on the Bible that you never saw anything.

Sounds like Amish Aliens!

Amish Paradise

Now I’m Amish aimed I laughed at this.

Did one of the ‘Men in Black’ look like Johnny Cash?

If they made a “Women in Black” movie, would the women be dressed in black because their husbands were abducted by an alien who resembled the Grim Reaper?

Didn’t Mel Brooks write the movie “Mennintites”?

Lots of Mennonites live in Stone Co. AR-fine people.

I feel a Weird Al song is coming.

It sounds like he was visited by ZZ Top…

LOL. And… groan.

Groan

Successful porn movie…10 Mennonite.

Only in Georgia.

He said in perfect German, and answering where he gets his million lumen candles.