The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 24, 2024

He can’t look at your face – he doesn’t have eyes carved yet

You should thank the guy. Yesterday, you were just another pumpkin without a face.

Carved him up

What did he do with your seeds???!!!

You’d have to be out of your gourd to go into a dark alley alone, especially around Halloween.

Yes, he jacked you up alright!

“Well, I think you look Smashing. You have an inner glow to your pumpkinality.”

I thought he just stole all your spice.

He was caught off-gourd.

It was gut-wrenching!

We grew seven pumpkins this year. None of them will have faces carved, they’re all for eating.

“I now feel all empty inside.”

Apparently it was a revenge attach.

Maybe he starred in a ginzu knife commercial???

This gives a new meaning to “being defaced”.

He’s the new Irish kid on the block. I believe his name is Jack O’Lantern.

It must have been a jackknife.

What? You’ve got a face? How can I see it; I don’t have any eyes! Wait, what’s a face? and eyes? and how am I talking? Or thinking? I’m just a pummmmffff…..

Now you look patchy keen.

Famous last words, “Read my lips: no new taxes!”

Glasgow frown

That’s what happens when you go to a seedy part of town.

I think we’re in trouble. I smell nutmeg.

You had a face off in an alley. Time to face facts.

Next question. :)

“I could’ve been a pie for Thanksgiving!!”

But your face lit up when he shoved a candle up your…

Pumpkin version of The Man Who Laughs?