The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.
I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.
oldpine52 1 day ago
This is why you never hear about an Italian vampire.
rekam Premium Member 1 day ago
Working as a teller had a customer who’d had a garlic lunch, had to take step back to breathe.
Ratkin Premium Member 1 day ago
Well, she did ask for a stake dinner.
phritzg Premium Member about 24 hours ago
The power of suggestion is strong, because now I’m hungry for garlic bread. Besides, a little protection from being menaced by vampires can’t hurt, especially around Halloween.
iggyman about 23 hours ago
I have garlic in my food quite frequently, love it!
iggyman about 23 hours ago
Doesn’t it have to be worn around your neck to be affective? Asking for a friend!
nosirrom about 21 hours ago
My cousin loves garlic and she swears that it keeps mosquitoes from biting. So I don’t doubt that it will keep flying blood sucking critters away.
Gent about 20 hours ago
It just drive him batty.
Funniguy about 19 hours ago
She is his Femme Fatale.
Slowly, he turned... about 19 hours ago
A bad first date – that’s about to get worse.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 19 hours ago
If you eat a lot of it regularly, you’ll sweat it out your pores and smell like it.
uniquename about 17 hours ago
Wait until he discovers the cross pendent she wears.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 17 hours ago
There go his hopes for a Bloody Mary.
DaBump Premium Member about 17 hours ago
I laughed, but as I recall, there are people who are so allergic to certain substances, they don’t dare even kiss someone who just ate whatever it is.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Garlic to a Vampire is like pouring Salt on a Slug
bobbyferrel about 16 hours ago
Would a Jewish vampire be repulsed by a Star of David?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 15 hours ago
He’s no longer sticking his neck out for her, she paid the bill.
Tachyon the Samurai about 14 hours ago
Just don’t feed Garlic to dogs as it will kill them.
Stephen Gilberg about 14 hours ago
I once went to an Italian restaurant that, in addition to garlic, had more Christian memorabilia than the average Catholic church. The same town had a restaurant with mirrors all over the walls. I concluded that the town used to have a vampire problem.
Buoy about 13 hours ago
He has a long Hisssssstory of dramatics.
6turtle9 about 13 hours ago
Is she Catholic? That could be an issue.
Lablubber about 12 hours ago
Why I would never make a good vampire. I consider garlic as a food group.
wildlandwaters about 11 hours ago
funny how garlic can smell so good when you’re cooking it, but after it hits your mouth… yuck!
sincavage05 about 9 hours ago
My cat does that when I give him food he doesn’t like, garlic or not.
Strawberry King about 7 hours ago
“Oh, and it was yummy.”