Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2024

What’s with all the leaf leaping?

Not if they are piled over a fire hydrant.

Me me I’m next!!

Who’s holding his beer?

Not if they’re wet leaves.

Belly buster?

I raked my lawn for the first time this year yesterday afternoon. bleah. the prevailing wind in from down the street so i invariable get my neighbor’s leaves too.

I never could see the attraction to diving into a pile of dead leaves. There’s very little padding there. The time or two I indulged didn’t feel all that good.

He could collect leaves with a spell or use a spell to make leaves.

Ouch.

Unless Henry is nearby and sneezes. Would still be worth it to watch.

Don’t do it, Wiz. In every comic or cartoon I’ve ever seen, a pile of leaves like that hid an anvil.

Dude, where’s the rake?!?!

What! No horsie pulling the wagon. I want my money back.

A dog would just run into the pile, then dogs are often smarter than people.

You might wanna move that diving board back a bit for a better angle, Wiz.

Just watch where you dive.

“Patient swan dived into leaf pile. Forgot they are much less dense than water. Five(5) pounds of dirt removed from sinus cavities. Brain was considered for removal but surgical board turned down request.”

Reminds me of the cartoon where Yosemite Sam is trying to get Bug Bunny to jump off a high diving board; unsuccessfully, of course.

Ker-leaf!