I have my garage finished into a 2-level “Man Castle” my friend asked me why women weren’t allowed. I said “Umm… MAN Castle?!” He said “So your wife can’t come out here and hang with us?” And I said “Dude, WHY do think I’m in the garage?!”
To be non-sexist though, I do have a sign that says “Hookers and Strippers Allowed.”
seanfear about 22 hours ago
you deserved it …. (well, supposing you’re a knight that is)
oldthang about 22 hours ago
Good knight, Irene, good knight.
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad about 22 hours ago
If any are in chains all are in chains. Some people really deserve to be in chains, though.
hariseldon59 about 22 hours ago
A 10 year old boy would have a No Girlz Allowed sign. Adult males would probably use the treehouse as a love nest.
The Duke about 21 hours ago
It was the Wiz’s wife that hung the sign up in the first place.
littlejohn Premium Member about 20 hours ago
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
I am a branch manager.
littlejohn Premium Member about 20 hours ago
If a tree falls on an Athieist’s house…
Is it still considered an act of God?
littlejohn Premium Member about 20 hours ago
I planted a palm tree outside my house
Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.
littlejohn Premium Member about 20 hours ago
I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.
My life had been uprooted.
Calvinist1966 about 19 hours ago
Knight amused, Rodney?
Doug K about 18 hours ago
Rodney: Aw … May I please be admitted in?
Wiz: No, Sir. (No Sirs allowed.)
Goat from PBS about 16 hours ago
No non-wizards allowed.
Gent about 16 hours ago
CalWiz and Rodds.
Durak Premium Member about 15 hours ago
No girls. Women Welcome.
assrdood about 15 hours ago
Learned a new word: “Exhaustipated”. Too tired to give a (fill in the blank).
baskate_2000 about 15 hours ago
Sexist or stupid? Some choice.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 15 hours ago
That sign was meant for womenfolk. He wanted to keep the sanctity of his man-cave in the trees. ;-p
rockyridge1977 about 15 hours ago
Been watching that “finger pointing” TV!!!!!
DJohnny about 14 hours ago
Now we know where Calvin got his inspiration for G.R.O.S.S.!
oish about 14 hours ago
The sign said “long nosed freaky people need not come inside”
So I stuffed my nose inside of my hat and said “Hey! What gives you the right?”
delennwen about 14 hours ago
You silly Iddish knnnnniggit! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 13 hours ago
The Count thinks he should go with Calvin and Hobbes G.R.O.S.S. (*G*et *R*id *O*f *S*limy Girl*S*)
pripley about 13 hours ago
You gotta keep somebody out. That’s the purpose of a fort!
tcayer about 12 hours ago
I have my garage finished into a 2-level “Man Castle” my friend asked me why women weren’t allowed. I said “Umm… MAN Castle?!” He said “So your wife can’t come out here and hang with us?” And I said “Dude, WHY do think I’m in the garage?!”
To be non-sexist though, I do have a sign that says “Hookers and Strippers Allowed.”
KEA about 11 hours ago
how about “No One Allowed” (but me)
Henwood about 10 hours ago
Like all cross-dressers, the Wiz is not kind to competition.
gammaguy about 7 hours ago
“No knights allowed”
Not even dazed knights?
Strawberry King about 7 hours ago
Henry’s not banned, is he? That guy rules.
Mediatech about 5 hours ago
Would any “girlz” want to go in, in the first place?
chemguy about 3 hours ago
He should have a sign that says “Only chicks in Chain mail”
Brian Premium Member about 2 hours ago
“No HomerS.”