Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 26, 2024

Wash your feet.

Taking out the garbage is preferable to having it stink up the place

I used to do that. By the time I couldn’t stomp any more space in the can that sucker was HEAVY.

The Wizard did take out the garbage by stomping on it.

The original trash compactor, used in the days before everything became electric

Keep putting it off and the garbage might be taking you out.

Why he even put in can? In his ancient times there only organic trash and he coulda just throws it in the vegetation in the back for great compost.

Id was a prototype of things to come. Forever trash.

Zap it out, Wiz!

What is it with guys and garbage?

Surely you could’ve just used magic, Wiz, and not done all that extra work.

You can stomp it all down, but the smell just gets bigger !!!

What is that thing?

Look up [It’s a Southern Thing – Hubby Glasses] on YouTube.

Where’s his magic when it could actually be useful?

My garbage needs to be taken out, but it’s pouring rain outside, so it will have to wait until tomorrow.

Blanche is on vacation?? Without Wiz?

I think it’s the same mindset as people who won’t turn on their windshield wipers until your sight is completely obscured.

I was just wondering the other day if trash mashers are still a thing.

May garbage is already stomped!

Are you sure? Look theres some space right on top if we put a brick on the lid.

Wiz, how about a teleportation spell to take the trash out?

My wife gets back from helping take care of our daughter, (well, mostly granddaughters) on Monday. She’s been gone since the middle of July. I guess I better clean house. Tomorrow, tomorrow will do.