Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 23, 2024

It’s a “uniform” sort of talent.

You’ll have to buy a new set at the pawnshop.

Want to see that again?

Pay attention this time.

He’s got ninja sloth genes.

Stolen Valor in plain sight.

The General probably still has his watch and purse left.

If Harry Anderson had served in the military.

Was Ninja Sloth here?

You’ve been demoted.

whoa! talk about yer slight of hand!!

Slickest pick-pocket ever!

You have this backwards. It’s always the generals who take the medals for what their subordinates actually do.

LOL officers don’t have shoulder patches. That’s for non-coms – sargeants, etc.

Magnetic uniform or the Artful Dodger?

What a rip-off!!

He’s the unit scrounger.

He even took the medal he got for not getting gravy on his dress uniform.

So putting them together makes one a lieutenant general?

He’s a presti-digi-tater in civilian life!