Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 23, 2024

She’s just chicken.

Probably solved by a plucky detective.

The headless chicken is just a Halloween story based upon turkeys for Thanksgiving dinner.

Pure fiction. Nothing like that could ever be true about chickens.

Just go to sleep.

Just waits till she reads the KFC recipes book.

Was the victim henpecked to death?

should have been a compilation book, you know, put all the eggs into 1 basket so to speak

Ah, the Bantam of the Opera; great story.

Ooh, is that a Hercule Poulet mystery?

Written by Agatha Chantecler.

chickens sweat?? who knew!

When she tosses and turns, she’s poultry in motion.

It was Colonel Sanders in the kitchen with the deep fryer.

I used to work in an office where we reviewed hefty business merger documents.Of the largest I would say, “’Tis merger, Holmes! Merger most foul!”

No worries. Now rest behind these 2 slices of bread….