Rembrandt looked at a portrait from a few Halloweens when he wore that helmet and shield now shelved up high out of his reach. Oh, he felt so manly, this beret just doesn’t do the trick.
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky’s disciple, looking at the report on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifolds from his friend In Minsk, the one with the friend in Pinsk…
When I was in college, I had to do a team project on a failing beer company for business management. We had to come up with an idea to save it. One of my team mates found out that the company recovered because of beer cans dedicated to teams, the first being an orange and black striped can for the Bengals. He found it by reading an article in Playboy.
"Category:Paintings by Nicolaas Pieneman" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string 18.72, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel painting. If your browser isn’t set up to handle .tif images, to see an enlarged image there and avoid the 18.72 MB image download to your device, click a size under the image, rather than the image itself.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3390 (October 11, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I will be adding a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.
rmremail 7 days ago
Well yes, he need to know what not to draw
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 days ago
When a picture is worth a thousand words and you’re a slow reader.
chaosed2 7 days ago
“Woah those are some sexy ankles!”
Solstice*1947 7 days ago
/// Rembrandt here In His Studio frowns.
His finances had “ups,” (mostly “downs”).
Artists— though greatly skilled—
for oil paint will be billed.
“Second Notice” for Black and Dark Browns.
Jayalexander 7 days ago
These tabloids misspelled my name again.
GoComicsGo! 7 days ago
((“So those are…”))
PraiseofFolly 7 days ago
“Darn this Painter’s Block. I need to do another self-portrait to keep up my chops.”
phritzg Premium Member 7 days ago
He’s still looking at that picture of his ex, fantasing about the good times they had together. Get over him, already!
A Common 'tator 7 days ago
I only read Playboy for the articles on cars…
Slowly, he turned... 7 days ago
He is probably just “reading the articles”, like everyone else…
The Wolf In Your Midst 7 days ago
“I can’t believe I laid out thirty grand for this ‘NFT’ thing….”
jdculhane46 7 days ago
Checking the menu from “Ye Olde Pizza Hut”
wincoach Premium Member 7 days ago
Rembrandt looked at a portrait from a few Halloweens when he wore that helmet and shield now shelved up high out of his reach. Oh, he felt so manly, this beret just doesn’t do the trick.
Call me Ishmael 7 days ago
Rembrandt was never that thin/
(Or at least he’s not thought to have been)/
But his work’s in the Louvre/
And doesn’t that prove/
That a skinny Dutch painter CAN win ?
Call me Ishmael 7 days ago
“The Night Watch”, is simply “yuge”:/
One wonders by what subterfuge/
(If solvent he ain’t)/
How he paid for the paint/
Of which he required a deluge..
prrdh 7 days ago
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky’s disciple, looking at the report on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifolds from his friend In Minsk, the one with the friend in Pinsk…
Call me Ishmael 7 days ago
The profession of painting’s precarious/
Fraught with perils, diverse and various:/
Critics cruel (seldom gentle)/
Plus no benefits dental/
Hence, dentition crumbling and carious…
Rev Phnk Ey 7 days ago
Hey! You’re holding it upside down.
mokspr Premium Member 7 days ago
“His name is Melcher. He likes to mock great works of art. The Guggenheim wants it to look like an _ accident_!”
DM2860 7 days ago
When I was in college, I had to do a team project on a failing beer company for business management. We had to come up with an idea to save it. One of my team mates found out that the company recovered because of beer cans dedicated to teams, the first being an orange and black striped can for the Bengals. He found it by reading an article in Playboy.
Holden Awn 7 days ago
He found the concept of Only Fans to be sound, but wished there were a greater selection to choose from.
Sir Isaac 7 days ago
His momma told him not to read in dim light and now he is looking for someone to perform one of those Barouque cataract surgeries.
Another Take 7 days ago
Rembrandt was at one point reduced to painting Wanted Posters until he quit when the Dutch police demanded quantity over quality.
ragsarooni Premium Member 7 days ago
“I just read the articles”……
Calvins Brother 7 days ago
“Yes, I see what you mean. She definitely needs a mustache.”
anomaly 7 days ago
“…A woman who didn’t pass this letter on died of the plague within a week…”
PoodleGroomer 7 days ago
Those are simple and do fill the portrait nicely.
aerotica69 7 days ago
Man, the list of requirements for absentee voting is ridiculous.
Bilan 7 days ago
The instructions for Ikea’s first painting kit.
mabrndt Premium Member 7 days ago
Rembrandt in his studio:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Paintings by Nicolaas Pieneman" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string 18.72, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel painting. If your browser isn’t set up to handle .tif images, to see an enlarged image there and avoid the 18.72 MB image download to your device, click a size under the image, rather than the image itself.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3390 (October 11, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I will be adding a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.
Csaw Backnforth 6 days ago
Rembrandt looking at a sext he received from Hendrickje Stoffels and imaging her has Bathsheba at Her Bath.
Running Buffalo Premium Member 6 days ago
So that is what I will look like … in the mornin’.
Running Buffalo Premium Member 6 days ago
Dorian Gray realizing it is true about the picture.