ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and that’s where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me
Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryin’ to be careful, but I just wasn’t ableAnd we stuckin’ to ashtrays, lamps an’ tables And I was wishin’ that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead
Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi
Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you
Well I got to thinkin’, sittin’ there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet there’s shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettin’ this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see
Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as we’re all healed up enough We’re gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge we’re gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seats…. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee
Until then I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you
Ohhh, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 days ago
Small: “Olden” gloves. Large: Cut & “paste”.
MeanBob Premium Member 2 days ago
There’s trouble at the mill, and old Monty Python sketch.
Superfrog 2 days ago
They look determined to stick to the plan.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 days ago
Come together, right now, over me.
Pickled Pete 2 days ago
They are in a union..
bobpeters61 1 day ago
Uh, we’re gonna need more acetone.
Imagine 1 day ago
Can’t beat crazy…
Dobie Premium Member 1 day ago
1. Old school anesthesiologists.
2. The team that sticks together… sticks together!
pat sandy creator 1 day ago
sticky business…
Egrayjames 1 day ago
Panel 1…..He’s going to need a plastic surgeon.
Panel 2….They’re also going to need a surgeon.
[Traveler] Premium Member 1 day ago
They must stop the Kragle
Gameguy49 Premium Member 1 day ago
This little/big get-together has been brought to you by Elmer the Gorilla.
Doug K 1 day ago
Really … an accident? Are you really going to stick to that story?
That’s crazy. Then again … they always seem to stick together.
Zebrastripes 1 day ago
Round one of the surgeons sparring session…
All together now, all together now….hey stop trying to get away. You’re hurting me….
I’ve heard of stuck on you but this is ridiculous! ☺️☺️☺️
Chris 1 day ago
what are they gonna do, shrink down and beat it up inside him… or are they gonna beat him up to stop something.
Chris 1 day ago
Ha, they’re gonna need some help alright. :D
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
Don’t forget to ’scrub up"…………………Chemical action!!!!!!!
jessewylie 1 day ago
That’s funny!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
Caption 1: His best incision is the uppercut.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
Caption 2: Of human bondage.
wirepunchr 1 day ago
Panel 2: It’s their story and they’re sticking to it.
fgerbil46 1 day ago
ROFLMAO! These are really good today! :-)
parkerinthehouse 1 day ago
HARFPH!!!!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 1 day ago
If there had been an accident at the plant, wouldn’t he be saying, “muph meephen meph?”
cuzinron47 1 day ago
Large: And thought they were just trying to stick together as one cohesive unit.
I’m hearing Lionel Ritchie singing stuck on you.
ShovelyJoe 1 day ago
Laughed out loud at the second one. Mike’s hilarious.
davewhamond creator 1 day ago
We have a bit of a sticky situation here…
dalemcginnis 1 day ago
ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and that’s where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me
Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryin’ to be careful, but I just wasn’t ableAnd we stuckin’ to ashtrays, lamps an’ tables And I was wishin’ that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead
Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi
Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you
Well I got to thinkin’, sittin’ there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet there’s shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettin’ this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see
Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as we’re all healed up enough We’re gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge we’re gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seats…. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee
Until then I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you
Ohhh, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the
Buoy 1 day ago
The last thing you want to see when they are counting you down is surgeons wearing boxing gloves, but at least they aren’t also holding scalpels.
They all became friends working there, but now they’re even closer.
wildlandwaters 1 day ago
“excuse us, ma’am, but you don’t happen to have some acetone on hand by any chance? Lots and lots of acetone??”
gopher gofer 1 day ago
when you work together as a team it’s important to bond…
crazeekatlady 1 day ago
I am forever sticking my fingers together with super glue. Every time I use it. Unsupervised or supervised.
markkahler52 1 day ago
Tried a group hug and just got a little too glued on one another…hey, it happens…
markkahler52 1 day ago
Get the guys in panel One to give you a hand…or a glove..