Herman by Jim Unger for October 28, 2024

must be the grating

The dog needs to walk faster.

So why did the cowboy get a dachshund? He was inspired by the traditional cowboy song “Get along little doggie”…….Annnnnnnnd I’ll just let myself out, thank you…..

It used to be a Chihuahua…

That dog is actually named Slinky®.

Mark Twain called this type of dog “not really a dog at all, it was made more along the shape of a bench.”

If your dachshund does not return to normal size after 4 hours, see the vet.