Herman by Jim Unger for October 28, 2024

must be the grating

The dog needs to walk faster.

So why did the cowboy get a dachshund? He was inspired by the traditional cowboy song “Get along little doggie”…….Annnnnnnnd I’ll just let myself out, thank you…..

It used to be a Chihuahua…

That dog is actually named Slinky®.

Mark Twain called this type of dog “not really a dog at all, it was made more along the shape of a bench.”

If your dachshund does not return to normal size after 4 hours, see the vet.

Walking fast and dragging the leash will do that.

What a drag. If she doesn’t like it, she could just walk the dog herself. It looks like she could use some walkies. ;-)

Call him Limo, or Stretch Limo

That’s because the pooch is hauling HIS @ss !

Leashes are great. You can take your dog for a walk. Or your cat for a drag.

And it takes longer, too

“And the walks get shorter.”

If he gets any longer, they’ll have to call him “Jump Rope”

The dog has a lot of drag.

Pretty soon he will have the entire course covered ere he starts.