Pickles by Brian Crane for October 28, 2024

Muffin is neither of those.

Muffin should have been named “anal cavity”

My cat’s name is Nature. Because she abhors the vacuum.

Everyone laughs but I couldn’t resist naming my dachshund Limo (as in Limousine) it’s fitting for an extra long doggy!

What is the opposite of “Roscoe?”

I named my cat (rescued, not really wanted) after a Shakespeare character. If I had to have a cat, at least she should have a classy name . Cordelia) Mostly, I call her “Kitty”

I do not think the cat likes you Earl!

Opal needs new glasses…

I would not be as relaxed and calm as Earl is. I would show Muffin how to fly away. Kick him- not squeeze him.

What’s warm and sweet to one person is not warm or sweet to another.

I had a demon cat once, that used to hide and then attack people as they entered a room. You never knew where he was, but you knew he was there, waiting. I called him Kato after Kato in The Pink Panther.

Yes and Opal should have been named Angel.

Play kick the cat Earl

I have a friend who named her Pit Bull “Candy”. And actually the dog is very sweet.

Muffin using Earl’s leg as a scratching post

thanks that was my laugh out loud this morning :)

Awwwwww…….. she LOVES you

The curtains must be at the cleaners.

The point is in my leg, dear.

Carve us a Grizzle bear, Muffy !!

Right now, Muffin isn’t living up to her name……..

Muffin using my leg as a scratching post, would’ve lasted about one second, before Muffin would get a life changing lesson.

Well, Muffin is soft and warm at least.

Muffin is shredding his leg.

Muffin needs to be relocated to Springfield, OH.

A hugging feline……

and then there’s Hagrid’s 3-Headed dog “Fluffy”

My dog is called Shilo (seen here on the left). I sometimes shorten his name to Shi (Shy). Shilo is anything but shy. He is a very gregarious dog and loves to make friends with everyone. Even when people he’s never met before, he makes sure I am happy for them to be here by looking at me and seeing how I am with them. Once he realises everything is alright he’ll go off and get his frisbee and give it to them so they can play together.

Cats are predators. Today only, Earl is prey. It’s a natural instinct for cats to hunt and kill small animals. Also, Earl.

Should have named it Shredder.

All of my cats have human names except one. And she had my sister for an owner before me

Punt

Whereas I named our cute little kitten Vicious.

Every now and then without warning she would clamp down on your thumb.

Well, two outta three ain’t bad.

Rename Muffin to Clawdia.

His point is that ‘Muffin’ is none of the above, being a snotty little beeyotch.

I have an orange cat that looks a bit like Garfield…however he is not all there mentally…because he is an orange cat…or physically due to his left front leg being missing…so I call him Garf! He does not care…he is a cat.

A couple of my ferals back in the day were McDonnell and Douglas. They were jet black.