Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2024

I would have expected Rat to have power there in the top three.

No sex?

That is one wise a$$! (But his name is banned hence the $)

Some people see forgiveness as a virtue, but I don’t see it that way. You can’t forgive and press charges simultaneously, but some people play silly word games and say that you can.

After much soul-searching we find out that Rat has no soul.

Money helps a whole lot

Love is the answer! (But what was the question?)

Wasn’t “Money, Money, Money” a song from Caberet?

Great, now I have the ABBA song stuck in my head.

Life rule #1: Pay attention.

“Money, money, money, mo-ney”, is the repeating chorus to the O-Jays hit, ‘For the Love of Money’.

Pink Floyd … “Money” … Playing in the background ;-)

Not quite what you thought, eh Rat?!

How does Rat not include beer??