Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 01, 2024

I always wanted hardwood floors. Hope!!

Hardwood floors? That sounds heavenly.

Don’t look below that, though. I hear the next level after hardwood is hellish!

So, it’s all just a fog machine?

So that’s probably why they say you shouldn’t skydive through clouds.

They’re at a rave and that’s just soap foam!

Whatever you think heaven is (or will be) like, it’s so much better.

… maybe a future episode of the This Old House?

Are you sure it’s not Pergo?

What about the silver lining?

Hey you, Get off my cloud!

There has to be SOMETHING down there to keep you from falling through, they ARE just clouds after all.

Being a carpenter his curiosity got the best of him.

Some advanced cloud technology that is eh.

Hometown in heaven?

I guess Halloween is dead and gone …!

( gobble gobble )

Made me laugh (OK, so I’m easy!)

Let the heavens re-joist!!

Well, it’s not burning.

Turning into your parents ghosts already, must be a commercial in there somewhere ! ;-0

Moon dust white carpet from 1974.

Now that’s my idea of Heaven!

too bad its not a stash of cash!

The one that covered up the flooring, just had clouded judgment.