That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 17, 2024

No joke this time – it’s amazing that it’s both blurry and brilliant and simple all at the same time.

Just then Ruby dropped by unawares.

Emma’d hoped for much more

than a fixed squeaky door,

but now Ruby attracts all John’s stares.

“Gee, I thought only the doctor has me do breath tests, not the shoemaker.”

Yeah, your armpits do stink.

Her? She’s my bestie. She wanted to how you conduct your exams. And maybe participate.

I have no idea what they’re talking about, nor do I know why the lady in the background is flipping us the bird other than perhaps that the conversation is none of our business.

“Okay, fine, I admit it: I actually can’t rub my head and pat my belly at the same time.”

This is why I have a new car, apartment and clothes and she doesn’t

You can tell from the way that she sits/

That she’s proud of her blossoming titz/

She’s striking a pose/

That exaggerates those/

But it throws in a whiff of her pits.///

Betty literally lights up a room.

With Ma watching, we will forego the tickle play this time.

I told ya I wasn’t going out with you again till you got rid of those jungles, so roll down those sleeves and let’s see.

“Like what you see, Big Boy? Well you’ll need to wade through 10 yards of cloth and 25 pounds of under garments if you want more, so better get started.”

“Does this corset make my breasts look bigger?”

You look feeverish, I’m a medical student, let me take your temperature. All I have is this baby thermometer, It’s VERY accurate.

“Why does she always get to sit in the good light?”

See, when I do this, they’re even perkier!

?Ermmm…how’s that size 6 feel? Too tight? Is my wife buying this…? "

Jealousy and Flirtation: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Saws in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Jealousy, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is also shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1837 (12/1/17) (October 16, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the sparse info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only work by him used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the December 1, 2017, strip being its first use.

“Jealousy and Flirtation”

Oh yes! I have found that red attracts the bulls – if you know what I mean.

Some comments from the 12/1/2017 posting:

BE THIS GUY: Alice did not attend her ex-boyfriend’s and her little sister’s marriage one year later.

orinoco womble: “Where’s the mouse? Go on, find the mouse!”

Bilan: Nice try. But if you have two handles, you’re an ewer. Not a teapot.

katzenbooks45: “So, which deodorant scent do you prefer: Lively Lavendar or Farmhouse Fresh?”

PICTO: You keep him distracted … I’ll call 911 …

Radish the wordsmith: Well actually, I only play a doctor on stage, but if you would like me to examine you …

Call me Ishmael: Odd, how the light from the window behind her falls on her bust. “Divine intervention”?

Why does she keep referring to me as “third wheel”? I have a name you know!

“Put your hands on your head, simple Simon says…”

Handmaid in background…..