Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 01, 2024

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 24 days ago

    Happy as a clam!

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    Ratkin Premium Member 24 days ago

    He’s a cold fish.

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member 24 days ago

    Just how happy IS a clam, really?

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    C  24 days ago

    An Irish wake then or you could make Caesar cocktails

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 24 days ago
    ♪ Send in the clams.

    There ought to be clams. ♪

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    Doug K  24 days ago

    Can’t you just tell them to clam up?

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    dbrucepm  24 days ago

    from B.C., “anyone who doesn’t like it gets cuffed”. Clams got arms!

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    P51Strega  24 days ago

    Clam bake!

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    cracker65  24 days ago

    They need to clam up. This is a funeral after all

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    Gent  23 days ago

    Clams got teeths!

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    ladykat  23 days ago

    The clams do not have sufficient gravitas for the occasion.

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    mokspr Premium Member 23 days ago

    Could someone tell the lobsters that it’s an “open casket” and not a buffet!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  23 days ago

    They look like they just got lucky at the clams casino.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 23 days ago

    They’ll just keep clam and carry on.

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    ChazNCenTex  23 days ago

    Wonder if he was embalmed in EVOO?

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    wildlandwaters  23 days ago

    the Clam clan!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 23 days ago

    Flounder funeral.

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