He says, “I bet anyone $50 they can’t bring me a musical instrument this octopus can’t play.”
People in the bar look around, talk amongst themselves, and someone brings up an acoustic guitar. The octopus looks at the guitar, tests the strings, tunes it, and begins playing a country song.
Next somebody brings a trumpet. The octopus looks at the trumpet, adjusts the keys, licks its lips, and begins playing a jazz solo on the trumpet.
The bartender’s been watching this. He goes out back, and after a few minutes comes back with a set of bagpipes. He sets the bagpipes on the counter and says, _"I bet you $100 the octopus can’t play this.
The octopus takes the bagpipes and looks at them. Then turns them over and looks at them from another angle. Then turns them again.
The guy’s getting impatient. “Quit screwing around, just start playing.”
The octopus says, “Play? First I have to figure out how to take her pajamas off!”
The Choo-Choo from the term “Choo-Choo train” is NOT referring to the whistle. It refers to the sound that the old steam locomotives made when they were under way that sounded like chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff. And the whistle went TOOT TOOT! But my grandkids all think that the whistle goes choo-choo.
Leroy about 2 months ago
However, the female manta ray with the peanut butter is more interested in finding a jellyfish.
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
Man walks into a bar with an octopus
He says, “I bet anyone $50 they can’t bring me a musical instrument this octopus can’t play.”
People in the bar look around, talk amongst themselves, and someone brings up an acoustic guitar. The octopus looks at the guitar, tests the strings, tunes it, and begins playing a country song.
Next somebody brings a trumpet. The octopus looks at the trumpet, adjusts the keys, licks its lips, and begins playing a jazz solo on the trumpet.
The bartender’s been watching this. He goes out back, and after a few minutes comes back with a set of bagpipes. He sets the bagpipes on the counter and says, _"I bet you $100 the octopus can’t play this.
The octopus takes the bagpipes and looks at them. Then turns them over and looks at them from another angle. Then turns them again.
The guy’s getting impatient. “Quit screwing around, just start playing.”
The octopus says, “Play? First I have to figure out how to take her pajamas off!”
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
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On this day in history, Oct 28:
1978 — Bobby Orr, (the greatest hockey player who ever put on a pair of skates), scores his last career NHL goal..
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Get your tentacles off me Herbert! I’m NOT in the mood! WHANG!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago
I use vaseline to help keep my dash cams on the front and back windshields.
davidob about 2 months ago
I see things are going swimmingly. :)
TomPettit about 2 months ago
The Choo-Choo from the term “Choo-Choo train” is NOT referring to the whistle. It refers to the sound that the old steam locomotives made when they were under way that sounded like chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff. And the whistle went TOOT TOOT! But my grandkids all think that the whistle goes choo-choo.
markhughw about 2 months ago
Also, Octopi are know to enlist fish to help them hunt for prey and punch them with their tentacles is they are not cooperating well.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Octopi resemble married human couples with some extra “arms” thrown in.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
And then there were Reese’s Manta Pieces.
The Duke about 2 months ago
Jason, but do you know?
ekke about 2 months ago
All of this is too-human behavior. Especially the males following a single female around.
But in the case of the manta rays, I suspect the guys are just after the peanut butter!
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
Given what happens to an octopus after reproducing, it makes sense they’d be selective with their mates.
JanBic Premium Member about 2 months ago
This is not what me and my girlfriends do in a daisy chain.
Bilan about 2 months ago
How can they tell which are the female and male octopi?
yangeldf about 2 months ago
Octopuses have also been known to punch fish when they’re in a bad mood, and it looks freaking hilarious