Close to Home by John McPherson for October 28, 2024

And if you’re really hungry you can have Terrible Tunas!

“Can I just get a BAD DOG! BAD DOG! ??”

Or you could Put all that vegan cut in the compost heap and grill up some cow meat

I’ll take the Cantankerous Chicken.

Hey, I thought this was a barbecue. What are you going to cook for food?

If you’ve first consumed mass quantities of beer, anything you’re served might seem good.

“Hello… Pizza Hut! A large pepperoni for delivery please! Yep, yep, when you drive up, you’ll see us out in the yard. Why yes, as a matter of fact, he is cooking again!”

Impossible Pie actually exists.

And then comes the Pronto Pepto.

It is impossible to get me to eat any of that fake food.

Stay away from the slivered onions!

Neighbor: It looks like you have belligerent brats too.

Griller: You leave my kids out of this!

Bundy Burgers .. with the ashes of Marcy’s dead aunt. (Married with Children, Hot Off the Grill episode 1989)

Eric Clapton, “If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, propane.”

Eric’s record producer, “Eric, I don’t think that will sell. Can you change the words a little?”

Bon appetite!

Today we get to notice how Bleeb has slimmed down and shaped up since his arrival in 2018. Bravo, Bleeb, bravo!

But is there any food?