La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 31, 2024

Isn’t it ironic that somebody like Disaster Pumpkin, who loathes people with naturally colored skin, nonetheless wakes up every morning and artificially colors his own skin?

“It was a grave yard smash”

Is that candy he has stored in his neck?

DJT tried to do a Mike Dukakis photo-op, except in a garbage truck instead of a tank, during a campaign stop yesterday. He grabbed at the truck’s door handle three times and missed. The video is painful to watch.

What’s to be afraid of ? That a mentally ill fascist bent on making everyone’s life a living hell is scary ? Vote responsibly on Tuesday and we can be rid of this nightmare for good

I want to see tRump do the perp walk.

There would be at least ONE good chain gang if Traitor Trump were on it…..

How does he NOT scare people away? He doesn’t speak in complete sentences. His “loyalty” is strictly one-way (ask Giuliani). His foreign policy didn’t work leading up to two World Wars and could not work today. Scariest pre-election Halloween ever!

Um, yes. I’m afraid that everything is, worse luck, normal.

The “monster mash”… is that what you get when Trump tries to serve you fries at McDonald’s?