Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 04, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 18 days ago

    You can certainly take a look on my blog to see the original 1957 art and dialogue, but frankly the dialogue isn’t that special. Here it is: “I love Cam! I wanted to ask her to marry me!”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  18 days ago

    “You need to know he’s fertile,

    So don’t rush in, give it a while.

    It matters not what the amount,

    What you need to know is his sperm count."

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    Jayalexander  18 days ago

    THEY PUT THE WRONG DATE ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THAT’S OUR STORY AND WE.RE STICKING TO IT.

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    sevaar777  18 days ago

    Pregnancy.. Worst excuse for getting married ever…

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    The Reader Premium Member 18 days ago

    For the third or fourth time.

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    phritzg Premium Member 18 days ago

    Pregnancy: one of the leading causes of starter marriages

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    nosirrom  18 days ago

    So it’s her fault her parents got married.

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    Gent  18 days ago

    Goldilocks teaching all wrong theengs to Junior Goldilocks eh.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 18 days ago

    As an experiment, count the number of months between your parents’ wedding day and the birth of their first child. You might be surprised!

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    bunwarpgazoo Premium Member 18 days ago

    Or like here in Sweden wait until child number 3 is about to start school.

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    Another Take  18 days ago

    MOM: I’m going to try out for the role of Mrs. Robinson in the local theater’s production of _The Graduate." Wanna help me with my dialog later, big boy?

    GAL: MOTHER!

    GUY: Again??? I never knew that old movie had such explicit sex scenes! GAL: MOTHER!!!!

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    Calvins Brother  18 days ago

    “At least until the 3rd month so you know it’s not gas.”

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    davewhamond creator 17 days ago

    And no fooling around until you get married!

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    The Tooninator creator 17 days ago

    That’s the spirit! Thanks, Mom!

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    mistercatworks  17 days ago

    “Remember, little lady, it’s divorce you rush into.”

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    Chris Sherlock  17 days ago

    Better yet…wait until the kid you have is old enough to have a part in your wedding (this does happen).

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    swanridge  17 days ago

    “But, I love the way he chews on my hair”

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    Jayalexander  16 days ago

    In the olden days new couples would spoon, but the kids looked awful after being strained through thqt blanket.

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    Blackthorne42  11 days ago

    Ah, yes, the traditional method. Love it!

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