You can certainly take a look on my blog to see the original 1957 art and dialogue, but frankly the dialogue isn’t that special. Here it is: “I love Cam! I wanted to ask her to marry me!”
MOM: I’m going to try out for the role of Mrs. Robinson in the local theater’s production of _The Graduate." Wanna help me with my dialog later, big boy?
GAL: MOTHER!
GUY: Again??? I never knew that old movie had such explicit sex scenes! GAL: MOTHER!!!!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 18 days ago
You can certainly take a look on my blog to see the original 1957 art and dialogue, but frankly the dialogue isn’t that special. Here it is: “I love Cam! I wanted to ask her to marry me!”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 18 days ago
“You need to know he’s fertile,
So don’t rush in, give it a while.
It matters not what the amount,
What you need to know is his sperm count."
Jayalexander 18 days ago
THEY PUT THE WRONG DATE ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THAT’S OUR STORY AND WE.RE STICKING TO IT.
sevaar777 18 days ago
Pregnancy.. Worst excuse for getting married ever…
The Reader Premium Member 18 days ago
For the third or fourth time.
phritzg Premium Member 18 days ago
Pregnancy: one of the leading causes of starter marriages
nosirrom 18 days ago
So it’s her fault her parents got married.
Gent 18 days ago
Goldilocks teaching all wrong theengs to Junior Goldilocks eh.
HarryLime Premium Member 18 days ago
As an experiment, count the number of months between your parents’ wedding day and the birth of their first child. You might be surprised!
bunwarpgazoo Premium Member 18 days ago
Or like here in Sweden wait until child number 3 is about to start school.
Another Take 18 days ago
MOM: I’m going to try out for the role of Mrs. Robinson in the local theater’s production of _The Graduate." Wanna help me with my dialog later, big boy?
GAL: MOTHER!
GUY: Again??? I never knew that old movie had such explicit sex scenes! GAL: MOTHER!!!!
Calvins Brother 18 days ago
“At least until the 3rd month so you know it’s not gas.”
davewhamond creator 17 days ago
And no fooling around until you get married!
The Tooninator creator 17 days ago
That’s the spirit! Thanks, Mom!
mistercatworks 17 days ago
“Remember, little lady, it’s divorce you rush into.”
Chris Sherlock 17 days ago
Better yet…wait until the kid you have is old enough to have a part in your wedding (this does happen).
swanridge 17 days ago
“But, I love the way he chews on my hair”
Jayalexander 16 days ago
In the olden days new couples would spoon, but the kids looked awful after being strained through thqt blanket.
Blackthorne42 11 days ago
Ah, yes, the traditional method. Love it!