Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 08, 2024

And packing a pair of 38’s, and no bra?

Right, what colour were her eyes?

Just keep digging my boy. The correct answer is, “which blonde?”

You noticed, too, didn’t you. And you’re probably thinking what I’m thinking. That’s what I love about you.

They’re all out of tampons, can you check the mens room for me?

I’ll take “lame excuses I’ve given” for $1000

Key word here is “barely”, which is my favorite way to see her.

“Oh, she’s just a lumberjack, but she’s OK.”

Then tell me, Bucko, what’s that tent pitched in your pants?

She’s actually thinking “Dang it! You should have got her phone number.”

Me bearly notice Goldilocks too.

“It was her naked sister that I was looking at”

He noticed what she was baring.

“See? You always say I’m not very observant.”

Dude, TMI

Men cannot be in the same room with cleavage without looking, it’s a proven fact. Even a gay man I know said he can’t avoid looking. Just don’t stare with your tongue hanging out.

“Sure, honey. But you know the rule. You can go anywhere to get hungry, as long as you come home for dinner!”

I had one girlfriend who would point out such women to me. She had a complicated past. :)

Not the time to show your powers of observation, pal.

No, the other one with the thick ankles.

GUY: I’m the man of your dreams, baby!

GAL: Yeah – Freddy Krueger!

Plunging necklines are more prominent now……

But who’s looking?

“There was a woman? I didn’t notice. I only have eyes for you.”

I did notice her cleavage.

LOL